33rd Razzie Nominations

The Razzies always punch down and there’s nothing here I wouldn’t have expected. Though, I’m really surprised there wasn’t a single nomination for Sound of Freedom. That’s the kind of movie these guys love to rag on.

Award Tallies

(7) Expend4bles
(5) The Exorcist: Believer, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey
(4) Ant-Man & the Wasp: Quantumania, Shazam! Fury of the Gods
(3) Ghosted, Meg 2: The Trench
(2) Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Johnny & Clyde, Magic Mike’s Last Dance, The Pope’s Exorcist
(1) About My Father, Confidential Informant, Fast X, Five Night’s at Freddy’s, Mercy, The Mother

The Awards

Worst Picture

The Exorcist: Believer
Expend4bles
Meg 2: The Trench
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel

Ant-Man & the Wasp: Quantumania
The Exorcist: Believer
Expend4bles
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey

Worst Director

Rhys Frake-Waterfield – Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey
David Gordon Green – The Exorcist: Believer
Peyton Reed – Ant-Man & the Wasp: Quantumania
Scott Waugh – Expend4bles
Ben Wheatley – Meg 2: The Trench

Worst Actor

Russell Crowe – The Pope’s Exorcist
Vin Diesel – Fast X
Chris Evans – Ghosted
Jason Statham – Meg 2: The Trench
Jon Voight – Mercy

Worst Actress

Ana de Armas – Ghosted
Megan Fox – Johnny & Clyde
Salma Hayek – Magic Mike’s Last Dance
Jennifer Lopez – The Mother
Dame Helen Mirren – Shazam! Fury of the Gods

Worst Supporting Actor

Michael Douglas – Ant-Man & the Wasp: Quantumania
Mel Gibson – Confidential Informant
Bill Murray – Ant-Man & the Wasp: Quantumania
Franco Nero – The Pope’s Exorcist
Sylvester Stallone – Expend4bles

Worst Supporting Actress

Kim Cattrall – About My Father
Megan Fox – Expend4bles
Bai Ling – Johnny & Clyde
Lucy Liu – Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Mary Stuart Masterson – Five Nights at Freddy’s

Worst Screen Couple

Any 2 “Merciless Mercenaries – Expend4bles
Any 2 Money-Grubbing Investors Who Donated to the $400 Million for Remake Rights to The Exorcist
Ana de Armas & Chris Evans (who flunked Screen Chemistry) – Ghosted
Salma Hayek & Channing Tatum – Magic Mike’s Last Dance
Pooh & Piglet as Blood-Thirsty Slasher/Killers(!) – Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey